Post by DMOC on Dec 6, 2005 14:07:31 GMT -5
The Saga of Darksoldier
Yu-Gi-Oh! Series Dan.
Part 1: The Journey
For once, there was peace on earth.
No one got mad at anyone. Until...
(at Yugi's game shop)
Yugi: Hey guys! What's this.
Silence...
Yugi: Guys? Guuuys...GUYS!
Joey: Allright, we're here keep your shirt on!
Yugi: Is that supposed to be an insult?
Joey: Never mind. By the way, when you said guys, didn't you mean, guy without an s?
Yugi: No, I was expecting Tristan, Tea, and Mai-
Joey: MAI??
Oooooooo
Yugi: SNAP OUT OF IT!
Mai: Yeah, I wouldn't want to date a guy like you.
Yugi: Hi, Mai! (turns red)
Joey: Oooh, look at those little round things on her chest, I forget what they are called...
Yugi:
Mai: Yeah...loooook at the-
Tea: (suddenly appears) STOP PROVOKING THEM, MAI! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I LIKE YUGI BUT-
Mai, Yugi, and Joey: OOOOOH!
Tea: UUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!
Tristan: What's all the commotion?
Yugi: FINALLY, YOU GUYS ARE HERE! I ASKED YOU GUYS TO COME! I AM NO LONGER PAYING YOU!
Mai: No longer paying? Fine, I won't wear bras in front of you boys anymore. BYE!
Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: NOOO!
Yugi: Fine, I'll pay you double the salary of the others for workshipping me-
Tristan, Tea, and Joey: What?? We get $5 an hour for workshipping you and she gets $10???
Yugi: Sssh, I'll actually pay you $20. However, this isn't the reason why I wanted you here. I brought you here to...well...show you something. Come on.
Mai: TAAAXI!
For some reason, 6 taxis suddenly came rushing.
Mai: Let's go in this taxi! (Mai pointed and the driver instantly got red).
Driver: Free of charge
Mai: That's so sweet! (kisses)
(Driver faints.)
Tea: Grr...
Yugi: Wake up driver! We're going to the city mines!
Joey: NO, not the mines, aren't the mines...dark...creepy...
Mai: Aww, are you scared?
Joey: NO! NO! I AM THE BRAVEST MAN-
Tristan: Then why are you acting like the time when Tea tried to kiss you in kindergarten?
Joey: WHAT?? No, I never...
Yugi: (red faced) WHAT? YOU...KISSED...TEA!!! TEA--IS--MINE!
Tea: Shut up, both of you!
Joey: Tristan shut up! She just said that I was scared-
Tristan: She? You callin' me a she?
Everyone except the driver:
Driver: Okay, we're off!
Vroom...vroom...soon, the skies get darker as 5:00 PM approaches in Tokyo, Japan on October 24, 2005.
Joey: Uh...guys...isn't it getting darker?
Yugi: Of course! It's a long ride to the mines, you know.
Joey: Yeah...well..
Mai: (whispers to Tristan) You were right, Joey is a scaredy cat.
Tristan: Told you!
So finally, after 2 hours of driving (the driver still didn't charge them), they approached the mines.
Driver: This is where I leave you guys. Bye.
All 5 of them headed to the caves.
Joey: Okay, it's locked, we can go-
Yugi: NO! I have something to show you and it's serious!
Joey: Fine, I'll do it for Mai...
Tea: (slaps Joey)
Yugi: Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos! There! The door just opened!
Joey: What? All you did was copy words from that stupid Teen Titans show-
Mai: It's not stupid! I, for one, posed naked in front of Robin.
Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: Oh, okay, it's awesome!
Mai: Boy, Starfire was ever so jealous of me. But enough chit chat. Let's move into the cave now that intelligent (Yugi blushes) Yugi managed to open the doors.
Tristan and Joey: Yes sir, Mai.
Mai: MA'AM!!
Tristan and Joey: Sorry miss.
Yugi: Let's go. Good thing I brought along two flashlights. One will be for me, and the other-
Tea: Me!
Yugi:...is for Mai.
Mai: Ha! (Tea=
)
Yugi: Let's go. Follow me, and let's hope that we get out alive.
Joey: (whimpers)
Mai: Don't be such a baby!
Joey: (whimpers and whimpers)
Tristan: Where are you taking us?
Yugi: It's deep into the ground. We'll be walking for quite a distance.
Tea: It's already 6:00 P.M.
Joey: Aww, I miss my video games.
Yugi: Quiet! There are bats here! Not to mention...scorpions.
Joey and Tristan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! ;D
Yugi: Shut up! This yelling could-
Unfortunately, something approached them at that moment.
Joey: RUUUN!
Yugi: No!
It was too late. Joey ran straight forward, as they thought the sound was coming behind them. Suddenly, a flock of bats approached.
Mai: AAAAH! MY HAIR! MY BRA! MY MAKE UP! MY BREASTS!
Tea: Then maybe you shouldn't have worn such an exposing spahgetti strap outfit.
Tristan: No criticizing Mai!
Tea: Just shut up!
After the bats cleared away, the four tried to find or hear any signs of Joey.
Yugi: I think we've lost him.
Tristan and Tea: Yeah.
Mai: nooo-I mean yeah (blushes).
Yugi: Do you like Joey?
Mai: SHUT UP!
Yugi: Anyway, I guess we'll have to continue on without Joey. Follow me. We are about 3/4 of the way there.
Tristan: Good!
Mai: Can't you shut up?
Tristan: Sorry.
Mai: I was speaking to Tea!
Tea: You...Mai...awful...woman-
Mai: GIRL!
Tristan: Yeah, girl-
Yugi: We're almost there!Do you see a bright light coming up?
Mai: Hey! I know! It's gold! If it is gold, I'll marry you, Yugi!
Yugi: What? YEEEHAA!
Tea and Tristan: WHAT? MAI YOU ARE THE MOST AW-
Tea: Why'd you stop?
Tristan: Well, it's against the law to criticize a beautiful lady, so shut up you useless pile-YEEEOWW!
Tea had kicked him in the butt.
Mai: You showed him, Tea!
Suddenly, the four entered a large room. However, unlike as Mai had anticipated, the room was not full of gold. Insted, in the dead center of the room, was an altar. And ON that altar...
Yugi: A crystal! Over a Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading card games card. Now I can finally tell you guys why I dragged you here in the first place. You see, in the mines, I read (in an extremely ancient newspaper) that legend has it that a powerful monster soul lies within these tunnels. No one should go looking for them, as they would have a 1 in 7 billion chance of actually conquering the soul. You see, once you conquer that soul, it translates into a Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading card game, and it's said to be the most powerful card. The winner is almost guaranteed a win just by having it in their decks!
Tristan: Ooh, that's great!
Tea: I want that monster in my deck!
Mai: Ha? YOUR deck? That monster, IN YOUR THIRD RATE DECK? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That is so...
Tea:
Yugi: I'm sorry to say that Mai is sort of correct. Tristan and you both have third rate decks. Mai, Joey, and I, well...we've competed at the national level.
Tea: Oh yeah? Look at my deck? What's wrong about it?
Yugi: Let's see. Monster number 1: Mystical Shine Ball (500/500). No effect, no fusion, nothing at all. Just 500 for each stat. PA-THE-TIC!
Tea: Waaaa!
Yugi: Okay, I'm sorry!
Mai: (pulls down her shirt, exposing her breasts even more).
Yugi: Never mind... By the way, Mai, do you have a C cup or a D cup-
Tea: (kicks Yugi in the butt)
Yugi: Wow, you have a strong kick.
Tristan: Give us more information about this monster thingy you were talking about before we were so rudely interrupted by Tea.
Tea: MAI!
Yugi: Allright. The first step for one of us to find this monster is to come here, which I have already done for you. Unfortunately, if we try to walk straight up to the altar, we will get fried. The only way we can possibly get pass this is if the four of us - and Joey if by some miracle he comes back - duel. Not together, but some opponents. Of course, they'll be YOUR skill level, based on a scale of 1 to 10. So, I would probably be encoutered by a level 9.5 duellist (I actually have no clue WHO we have to duel)
, and Mai would duel against a level 8.3 duellist or so. Tristan, a level 0.5, and Tea, a level of negative-
Tea: Grr...You'd better not finish that...
Yugi: Okay, okay, you get the point.
Tristan: But are we duelling together, or by ourselves.
Yugi: No, we split up into groups of 2.
Tea: I'm with Yugi!
Tristan: YEEEESSSS! I'M WITH MAAAAAIIIIII!!
Mai: No, I'm in charge here! (Tristan=) I will go with Tea, and the boys will go together.
Tea: What? No!
Tristan and Yugi: Oooobbbeeeeyyyy Maaaiiiii
Mai: Yeah, obey me!
Tea: I swear, we have to get you off this episode.
Yugi: So, shall we split up? We will just go where our hearts go. No matter where we go, there will always be someone there. Wether you may be starting or finishing, the monster will be there. Just duel. Survive, and the winner will obtain the monster.
Yugi, Mai, Tristan, and Tea: (they put their hands over each other like a group cheer- with Tristan's hand under Mai's) LET'S DUEL!
Yugi: LET'S DUEL! May my soul be with thy spirit...
To be continued...
Thus, ends part 1. I may edit this from time to time, but for now, this is it. Feel free to put down comments below. I will post the second part soon, in this thread. I will put links above showing which page it is on.
Expected release date for part 2: January 31st, 2006.
Yu-Gi-Oh! Series Dan.
Part 1: The Journey
For once, there was peace on earth.
No one got mad at anyone. Until...(at Yugi's game shop)
Yugi: Hey guys! What's this.
Silence...
Yugi: Guys? Guuuys...GUYS!
Joey: Allright, we're here keep your shirt on!
Yugi: Is that supposed to be an insult?
Joey: Never mind. By the way, when you said guys, didn't you mean, guy without an s?
Yugi: No, I was expecting Tristan, Tea, and Mai-
Joey: MAI??
OoooooooYugi: SNAP OUT OF IT!
Mai: Yeah, I wouldn't want to date a guy like you.
Yugi: Hi, Mai! (turns red)
Joey: Oooh, look at those little round things on her chest, I forget what they are called...
Yugi:
Mai: Yeah...loooook at the-
Tea: (suddenly appears) STOP PROVOKING THEM, MAI! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I LIKE YUGI BUT-
Mai, Yugi, and Joey: OOOOOH!
Tea: UUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!
Tristan: What's all the commotion?
Yugi: FINALLY, YOU GUYS ARE HERE! I ASKED YOU GUYS TO COME! I AM NO LONGER PAYING YOU!
Mai: No longer paying? Fine, I won't wear bras in front of you boys anymore. BYE!
Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: NOOO!
Yugi: Fine, I'll pay you double the salary of the others for workshipping me-
Tristan, Tea, and Joey: What?? We get $5 an hour for workshipping you and she gets $10???
Yugi: Sssh, I'll actually pay you $20. However, this isn't the reason why I wanted you here. I brought you here to...well...show you something. Come on.
Mai: TAAAXI!
For some reason, 6 taxis suddenly came rushing.
Mai: Let's go in this taxi! (Mai pointed and the driver instantly got red).
Driver: Free of charge
Mai: That's so sweet! (kisses)
(Driver faints.)
Tea: Grr...
Yugi: Wake up driver! We're going to the city mines!
Joey: NO, not the mines, aren't the mines...dark...creepy...
Mai: Aww, are you scared?
Joey: NO! NO! I AM THE BRAVEST MAN-
Tristan: Then why are you acting like the time when Tea tried to kiss you in kindergarten?
Joey: WHAT?? No, I never...
Yugi: (red faced) WHAT? YOU...KISSED...TEA!!! TEA--IS--MINE!
Tea: Shut up, both of you!
Joey: Tristan shut up! She just said that I was scared-
Tristan: She? You callin' me a she?
Everyone except the driver:
Driver: Okay, we're off!
Vroom...vroom...soon, the skies get darker as 5:00 PM approaches in Tokyo, Japan on October 24, 2005.
Joey: Uh...guys...isn't it getting darker?
Yugi: Of course! It's a long ride to the mines, you know.
Joey: Yeah...well..
Mai: (whispers to Tristan) You were right, Joey is a scaredy cat.
Tristan: Told you!
So finally, after 2 hours of driving (the driver still didn't charge them), they approached the mines.
Driver: This is where I leave you guys. Bye.
All 5 of them headed to the caves.
Joey: Okay, it's locked, we can go-
Yugi: NO! I have something to show you and it's serious!
Joey: Fine, I'll do it for Mai...
Tea: (slaps Joey)
Yugi: Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos! There! The door just opened!
Joey: What? All you did was copy words from that stupid Teen Titans show-
Mai: It's not stupid! I, for one, posed naked in front of Robin.
Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: Oh, okay, it's awesome!
Mai: Boy, Starfire was ever so jealous of me. But enough chit chat. Let's move into the cave now that intelligent (Yugi blushes) Yugi managed to open the doors.
Tristan and Joey: Yes sir, Mai.
Mai: MA'AM!!
Tristan and Joey: Sorry miss.
Yugi: Let's go. Good thing I brought along two flashlights. One will be for me, and the other-
Tea: Me!
Yugi:...is for Mai.
Mai: Ha! (Tea=
)Yugi: Let's go. Follow me, and let's hope that we get out alive.
Joey: (whimpers)
Mai: Don't be such a baby!
Joey: (whimpers and whimpers)
Tristan: Where are you taking us?
Yugi: It's deep into the ground. We'll be walking for quite a distance.
Tea: It's already 6:00 P.M.
Joey: Aww, I miss my video games.
Yugi: Quiet! There are bats here! Not to mention...scorpions.
Joey and Tristan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! ;D
Yugi: Shut up! This yelling could-
Unfortunately, something approached them at that moment.
Joey: RUUUN!
Yugi: No!
It was too late. Joey ran straight forward, as they thought the sound was coming behind them. Suddenly, a flock of bats approached.
Mai: AAAAH! MY HAIR! MY BRA! MY MAKE UP! MY BREASTS!
Tea: Then maybe you shouldn't have worn such an exposing spahgetti strap outfit.
Tristan: No criticizing Mai!
Tea: Just shut up!
After the bats cleared away, the four tried to find or hear any signs of Joey.
Yugi: I think we've lost him.
Tristan and Tea: Yeah.
Mai: nooo-I mean yeah (blushes).
Yugi: Do you like Joey?
Mai: SHUT UP!
Yugi: Anyway, I guess we'll have to continue on without Joey. Follow me. We are about 3/4 of the way there.
Tristan: Good!
Mai: Can't you shut up?
Tristan: Sorry.
Mai: I was speaking to Tea!
Tea: You...Mai...awful...woman-
Mai: GIRL!
Tristan: Yeah, girl-
Yugi: We're almost there!Do you see a bright light coming up?
Mai: Hey! I know! It's gold! If it is gold, I'll marry you, Yugi!
Yugi: What? YEEEHAA!
Tea and Tristan: WHAT? MAI YOU ARE THE MOST AW-
Tea: Why'd you stop?
Tristan: Well, it's against the law to criticize a beautiful lady, so shut up you useless pile-YEEEOWW!
Tea had kicked him in the butt.
Mai: You showed him, Tea!
Suddenly, the four entered a large room. However, unlike as Mai had anticipated, the room was not full of gold. Insted, in the dead center of the room, was an altar. And ON that altar...
Yugi: A crystal! Over a Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading card games card. Now I can finally tell you guys why I dragged you here in the first place. You see, in the mines, I read (in an extremely ancient newspaper) that legend has it that a powerful monster soul lies within these tunnels. No one should go looking for them, as they would have a 1 in 7 billion chance of actually conquering the soul. You see, once you conquer that soul, it translates into a Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading card game, and it's said to be the most powerful card. The winner is almost guaranteed a win just by having it in their decks!
Tristan: Ooh, that's great!
Tea: I want that monster in my deck!
Mai: Ha? YOUR deck? That monster, IN YOUR THIRD RATE DECK? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That is so...
Tea:
Yugi: I'm sorry to say that Mai is sort of correct. Tristan and you both have third rate decks. Mai, Joey, and I, well...we've competed at the national level.
Tea: Oh yeah? Look at my deck? What's wrong about it?
Yugi: Let's see. Monster number 1: Mystical Shine Ball (500/500). No effect, no fusion, nothing at all. Just 500 for each stat. PA-THE-TIC!
Tea: Waaaa!
Yugi:
Okay, I'm sorry!Mai: (pulls down her shirt, exposing her breasts even more).
Yugi: Never mind...
By the way, Mai, do you have a C cup or a D cup-Tea: (kicks Yugi in the butt)
Yugi: Wow, you have a strong kick.
Tristan: Give us more information about this monster thingy you were talking about before we were so rudely interrupted by Tea.
Tea: MAI!
Yugi: Allright. The first step for one of us to find this monster is to come here, which I have already done for you. Unfortunately, if we try to walk straight up to the altar, we will get fried. The only way we can possibly get pass this is if the four of us - and Joey if by some miracle he comes back - duel. Not together, but some opponents. Of course, they'll be YOUR skill level, based on a scale of 1 to 10. So, I would probably be encoutered by a level 9.5 duellist (I actually have no clue WHO we have to duel)
, and Mai would duel against a level 8.3 duellist or so. Tristan, a level 0.5, and Tea, a level of negative-Tea: Grr...You'd better not finish that...
Yugi: Okay, okay, you get the point.
Tristan: But are we duelling together, or by ourselves.
Yugi: No, we split up into groups of 2.
Tea: I'm with Yugi!
Tristan: YEEEESSSS! I'M WITH MAAAAAIIIIII!!
Mai: No, I'm in charge here! (Tristan=
) I will go with Tea, and the boys will go together.Tea: What? No!
Tristan and Yugi: Oooobbbeeeeyyyy Maaaiiiii
Mai: Yeah, obey me!
Tea: I swear, we have to get you off this episode.
Yugi: So, shall we split up? We will just go where our hearts go. No matter where we go, there will always be someone there. Wether you may be starting or finishing, the monster will be there. Just duel. Survive, and the winner will obtain the monster.
Yugi, Mai, Tristan, and Tea: (they put their hands over each other like a group cheer- with Tristan's hand under Mai's) LET'S DUEL!
Yugi: LET'S DUEL! May my soul be with thy spirit...
To be continued...
Thus, ends part 1. I may edit this from time to time, but for now, this is it. Feel free to put down comments below. I will post the second part soon, in this thread. I will put links above showing which page it is on.
Expected release date for part 2: January 31st, 2006.
